u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago
and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of whose opinion i like
Friends with mean and overprotective parents
when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
Being the friend with overprotective parents
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
Me looking at your penis
fight like a girl
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?